diamond geezer

 Friday, February 11, 2005

Her Majesty Lizzy Queen
requests the honour of your presents
at the marriage of
Chaz and Cammy
on Friday 8th April 2005
at the Moat House Hotel, Windsor
and afterwards at the Prince and Dragon, Slough

Civil ceremony 2pm, Uncivil bust-up 3pm
Referee: Archbishop Rowan Williams
Standing room only (this marriage is a bit crowded)

Wedding video directed by Martin Bashir
Ms Parker-Bowles' wardrobe by Barbour Bridlewear
Creche for hounds provided by the Beaufort Hunt

Please note that Reception may be frosty
Gatecrashers welcome (especially those in unconvincing Osama Bin Laden costume)
A brief honeymoon period will follow

Wedding List held at Poundstretcher of Tetbury
Start your commemorative thimble collection in this Saturday's Daily Mail

Stag night: Best man Harry invites you to goosestep along to Adolf's Bar
Hen night: Ceremonial opening of Camilla Memorial Horse Trough, Hyde Park

R.S.V.P
(assuming you give a damn)

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